Review: Love Bites (Book #2: Argeneau Series) by Lynsay Sands

38548True Love: Good From The First Bite…

Etienne Argeneau’s three hundred years of bachelorhood were at an end. Either that, or he’d be forever alone. He could only “turn” one human in his lifetime, and most of his kind reserved that power for creating a life mate. If he turned the wrong woman…But what choice did he have? He had to save Rachel Garrett. He didn’t know her very well but the beautiful coroner had saved his life. To save hers he would make her immortal.

…To The Last

Rachel Garrett awoke surprised. All she’d wanted was to get off the night shift at the morgue; now here she was, staggering to her feet naked and in a strange place. But everything would be all right. She’d just make like a bat out of– Then she saw the man of her dreams emerging from his…coffin? And the look in his bright silver eyes said they’d be spending a lot of time together. She just hoped he tasted as good as he looked.

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Source: Purchase (Print and Audible)          My Rating: 4½/5 stars

After more than 300 years of living, Etienne Argeneau finally has some new entertainment.  He has a Pudge.  More specifically, Pudge is a completely disturbed human who has decided, in sad, his muddled mind that he must kill Etienne.  After 300 years, Etienne is willing to play along until he or his family can come up with a way to safely dispose of the disturbed man. 

And then Etienne lands himself in the morgue . . . . twice!

Rachel Garrett considers herself to be a rational woman of science, but when the corpse of the seriously hot man appears in her morgue, twice, it’s time to start questioning some things.  Since a person can’t die twice, there must be an explanation.  Thankfully, that explanation comes in two forms: 1) the first time he “died” was just a hallucination brought on by the flu; 2) the second time he “died” was because something called Pudge blew him up.  But, what the hell is a Pudge and why was he going on and on about the dead man being a vampire and why are all the crispy burned bits flaking off?

When Rachel eventually comes to, she has a metric ton of questions.  One would think, after 300+ years of life, Etienne would be far better at answering questions.  He is not, and it takes about 30 seconds for him to convince Rachel she is in the midst of a dream.  A very long, very heavily populated, weirdly erotic dream, that involves Etienne’s mother . . . . wait, what?  Since no one’s mother should ever appear in a wet dream, Etienne’s mother and sister take over and have a serious conversation with Rachel about her new life situation. 

Though Rachel is justifiably freaked out by her situation, she’s learning to cope with it with Etienne’s help.  Though Rachel frustrates Etienne, she also challenges him and brings to life thoughts and feelings he has firmly tucked away for many a long and lonely decade.  She’s sexy and smart, funny and capable, and willing to put in the hard work needed to adjust to her new life.  She also loves his video game 😊   As if the new life training wheels weren’t enough, Rachel and Etienne also have to deal with the continued presence of Pudge.  Dealing with Pudge is a necessity and as Rachel and Etienne soon find out, it is a necessity that will have to be dealt with sooner rather than later.  Pudge has plans . . . .

The Bottom Line:  I liked this installment of the Argeneau series even better than the first!  Rachel is hilarious in her determination to believe she is caught up in a dream, and Etienne’s “stupidity” after 300+ years of life is stunning.  His poor mother 😊  There are so many funny, sexy, silly moments in this book that I couldn’t take my headphones off.  Yeah, I listened to this one cover to cover, so to speak, in a single sitting and loved every minute. I particularly enjoyed watching Rachel unravel Etienne’s world and reminding him that he may be old, but there is a lot more living yet to be done.  As for me, I have many more Argeneau’s to rediscover so it’s onward and upward . . . . .

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